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Who... am I? Dog the news hound. Cute, huge, live in a house, a very big house in the country... Who...did I meet recently? Jilly Cooper. She has lovely hair and it looks a bit like mine. All soft and fluffy round the edges. How...did I become a newshound? Hung around a few bars with my fellow news bitches from The News of the World. Learnt the trade. Spied on Kevin Keegan and Kerry Katona. Sold my sole to the devil. What...do I do to relax? Chase chickens, real or rubber. Scare small children by running up to them really quickly and licking their faces. Makes me laugh every time (as the parents mop up their tears....) Why...do birds suddenly appear, every time I'm near? Not sure to be honest. I think they know I can't get near them and torment me with that knowledge. When...will I be famous? I dunno. Richard Hammonds Labradoodle "TG" is always on the telly. Any offers?
Where...will I be going on holiday? Camping! I tried it for the first time this weekend. We all trotted off to Saunton Sands in Devon and stayed in the wonderful Lobb Fields in Braunton. It hailed all weekend but racing up and down an empty beach is simply the best thing EVER!!! If you have any hot gossip or scandal or anything you'd like us to sniff out, email dog now
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